It’s been a while, I know. Summer happened, I guess, and it was a crazy one! In a good way, of course. Lots of friends, food, and booze… that’s what summers are for, right?
I started baking again, too, which is pretty effin’ sweet (wow, no pun intended). Check some of this shit out:
We also started having actual, real-deal, grown up dinner parties. That doesn’t mean that we all don’t just get drunk and eat food, but hey, it’s a dinner party. These have lead me to believe that I really need a dish washer. Stat. Also, how did that happen? Remember when you’re younger? You don’t need food. In fact, food inhibits your buzz, so you stay as far away from it as possible. Also, you’re poor. I don’t know when we started having food at parties, but I like it.
I was also just recently is a super kickass wedding. It was seriously what all weddings should be: 10 minute ceremony, then 4 hours to get shitfaced and dance with your friends. Plus, my dress was awesome. When you think of bridesmaids’ dresses, you think of the long history of making them as hideous as possible, as to not detract from the bride on her big day. Well this awesome bride seriously just picked a color and told us to find a dress. So, note that ladies. Don’t put your bridesmaids in your grandmother’s curtains or anything overly poufy. That doesn’t look good on anyone.
It’s almost Halloween time, again, too! YAAAY! This year, me and The Husband will be the Queen of Hearts and the Knave of Hearts. (Hopefully. The Husband really, REALLY likes to wait until the last minute to get his costume together. I think he enjoys doing it to watch me go insane.)
I’ve also been getting my ASS KICKED at work for the past couple of months. I’ve been considering filing a work comp claim for massive facial contusions, for repeatedly slamming my face off of my desk. The bruises are starting to heal, so maybe I’ll let it go…this time.
There’s lots more blogging to come, though, folks. I swear. Don’t worry, it’s almost winter in Pittsburgh… I won’t have anything else to do but get drunk and talk to you. So, stay tuned for all sorts of awesome stuff, like a bunch of new debut albums, a few new albums, a book or two, and whatever else comes my way.
Hope you all had an awesome summer!
So, a little while ago, I “liked” this group on Facebook, Real Women Drink Beer. They had this status along the lines of something like, “send us a picture of you drinking beer and you’ll be entered to win a free t-shirt!”. Well, I like beer, and I like t-shirts, so obviously, I sent in a really old, not that great picture of me drinking a beer (at the Erin McKeown show!!!).
Little did I know that this was going to be posted on their website and people were going to vote on it. I’m a little bit mortified right now. Now that I look through my pictures on Facebook alone, I totally could have sent a better (or newer) pic! There’s seriously like, 10 other pictures in my tagged pictures! ACK!
But, hey, why the eff not, huh? Might as well make the best of it. So, go vote for me to win a t-shirt and support lady beer drinkers everywhere.
Also, you should vote for me, since I’m obviously drinking a better beer than the two other people in my category. Really? Budweiser and Coors Light? I’ll take a good ol’ Yuengling any day.
Vote here! I’m Amanda, the first contestant in the first category. After this, if I win, I guess I become a finalist, and then there’s more voting. Don’t worry, I’ll solicit you for votes again then.You don’t have to register or anything, either, which is pretty cool.
This should be fun! Thanks in advance!
So, about an hour ago, I’m on the phone with a client, hanging out in my office, when I feel a pretty peculiar sensation. I felt a little woozy and a little nauseous, but then I realize it’s not just me… the FLOOR is moving. This is pretty disconcerting when you work on the 30th floor of a building. Shortly thereafter, all the employees congregated and confirmed that we all felt it. We’re all insane already so we weren’t thinking anything about that, but it felt nice to justify our thoughts.
From the Pittsburgh Post Gazette:
An earthquake centered in Virginia was felt in the Pittsburgh region just before 2 p.m. today, leading to evacuations here and around the East Coast.
The U.S. Geological Survey reported that the magnitude 5.9 quake occurred less than a mile underground at 1:51 p.m. near Richmond. It was felt shortly afterward in Pittsburgh.
The tremor prompted a series of evacuations, some mandatory and some voluntary.
The Art Institute of Pittsburgh’s students were evacuated and were gathered outside the building on the Boulevard of the Allies.
Point Park University also was being evacuated.
Workers from the glass-encased PPG headquarters were gathering in the outdoor plaza.
The Allegheny County 911 center was getting swamped with calls but said it had no early reports of earthquake damage.
At the Steelers offices on the South Side, many of the front-office employees felt the two-story building shake, thinking it might have been a passing train. Some left the building and stood outside in the parking lot. At the time, the players were practicing outside in the back of the building.
Anita Groupp, who lives in the Sunset Hills neighborhood of Mt. Lebanon, said she was watching television when she felt the quake.
“I was sitting on my couch and it jumped three times,” she said. “Then the chandelier and the hanging plants started swinging.”
The rumbling was felt by employees on the campus of Carnegie Mellon Unversity. “It felt like my desk was moving, like somebody was pushing it,” said Ken Walters, a university spokesman who works in Alumni House on Forbes Avenue. “I thought maybe they were doing some work in the office. Then a couple of colleagues came out and asked, ‘You know what’s going on with the building?’ It was weird.”
The switchboard at the University of Pittsburgh received calls from individuals in campus locations including Salk and Bellefield halls and the 42-story Cathedral of Learning, said Loraine Reed, an administrator in telecommunications for Pitt.
Pitt sent out an alert on its phone chain informing people of the quake but saying there was no need for evacuations.
The higher you are in a building, the more you likely you felt the effects, according to William Harbert, chairman of the Department of Geophysics at the University of Pittsburgh.
He’s busy analyzing results of the temblor on Pitt’s seismograph at the Allegheny Observatory in Riverview Park.
“We had people charging down the steps from the fifth floor of the geology building,” Mr. Harbert said. “They got shook up pretty well.”
U.S. Steel employees, in the tallest building in the region, were not being evacuated, but U.S. Bankruptcy Court, which is in the building, was evacuated.
Duquesne Light reported all of its systems were secure and had no problems from the quake.
Tremors could be felt in Harrisburg, where staffers in the Capitol promptly left the building. In the ground-level Capitol annex, several House staffers who were having lunch quickly moved out from under a glass atrium. The tremor there was felt at about 1:55 and lasted about 10 seconds.
Richard Pronesti, a top aide to state Rep. Jennifer Mann, D-Lehigh, said, “There is something about being in a 100-year-old building that’s shaking like that that makes you want to get the hell out.”
The Capitol workers returned to work around 2:35.
U.S. Capitol legislative offices also were being evacuated, said Richard Carbo, spokesman for state Rep. Jason Altmire.
Part of the Pentagon, which experienced rumbling and shaking, was also emptied.
Regions as far north as New Hampshire also reported feeling the tremor.
Post-Gazette reporter Jon Schmitz, visiting family in Springfield, Va., was sitting at the dining room table when the rumbling began.
“For an instant, I thought it was a heavy truck going by outside but the shaking got more violent and intense, and my brother-in-law, Paul Hynes of San Diego, said ‘we’re having an earthquake.’ It lasted for about 30 to 40 seconds and shook the house enough to make the walls creak. . . . However, everyone here, including the seasoned earthquake pros from California, was quite shaken up. No pun intended.”
The most severe seismic event in this area occurred on Sept. 25, 1998 and measured a magnitude of 5.2, with its epicenter in the Greenville-Jamestown area of Western Pennsylvania. It was felt as far away as Illinois, New Jersey and Ontario, Canada, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.
Pittsburgh’s gone crazy, people are being evacuated, traffic is gridlocked, social media sites are blowing up. Even I’m blogging about it. Generally, people are freaking the eff out. But what’s crazy is that this has totally happened before! Back in June 2010, right after we moved into our new office, I had a similar sensation, but didn’t think anything of it, because no one else in the office said anything. When I went home that night, I saw on the news that an earthquake had hit Canada, and that it’s effects were felt as far as Pennsylvania.
Again, from the PG:
An earthquake centered in Canada could be felt by some people in the Pittsburgh area this afternoon.
Reports of buildings shaking came from Carlow University in Oakland and from the South Side, among other locations.
The U.S. Geological Survey reported the magnitude 5.5 quake was centered at the Ontario-Quebec border at 1:41 p.m. It was felt a few minutes later in Western Pennsylvania. Pittsburgh police said they have no reports of damage.
News reports said it also could be felt in New York City, New Jersey, Ohio, and Michigan.
Buildings shook in Toronto for almost a minute and several were evacuated.
Like most people who felt the slight tremor in the Pittsburgh area, Wendy Graves, an editor at Akoya, a communications consulting firm on the South Side, wasn’t sure what it was right away, having never been through one before.
“I felt it shake my chair three times, with a few seconds in between each one,” said Ms. Graves, 45, who was working at her job on the second floor of a building on East Carson Street when she felt it at about 1:44 p.m. “After the third one I said jokingly, ‘Is that an earthquake?’ “
Barbara Olson, a retired cruise consultant who lived in the Los Angeles area for nine years before moving to her present home in Sewickley in 1992, thought she recognized the swaying motion she felt as she worked on her home computer, but she didn’t believe it.
“My first sensation told me, ‘This is an earthquake,’ ” she said, but she and her husband, George, had moved to the Pittsburgh area expecting to escape them.
It wasn’t until a neighbor called to see if she had felt it, too, that she believed it.
“It was a big relief because you think you’re going crazy,” Ms. Olson said with a laugh.
Once Kate Burroughs and her colleague at the Association of American Cancer Institutes, Sara Arvay, confirmed with each other that they were feeling their building on Fifth Avenue in Oakland sway, they didn’t check with anyone else; they exited from their fifth-floor office for 15 minutes until they were sure it was over.
“At first I thought, ‘Huh, this is kind of weird. I’m trying to diet so maybe I’m a little light-headed,’ ” Ms. Burroughs, 54, said. “But I asked Sara and she felt it, too.”
The earthquake originated in an area called the Ottawa River Valley, where huge plates that make up the continent sometimes slip.
The quake likely was caused by a process called “post-glacial rebound,” said Russel Pysklywec, a University of Toronto geologist who said he felt the quake and immediately knew what he was feeling.
“About 10,000 years ago there were glaciers covering us. That ice subsequently melted and the plates are now rebounding upward,” Mr. Pysklywec said. “Normally those stresses are relaxed fairly quietly.”
He placed the earthquake’s depth at 19 kilometers and said the shaking in Western Pennsylvania was the shock rippling outward. By afternoon’s end, he said, the quake would be measured on instruments in Australia, “like an ultrasound of the planet itself.”
Little damage was reported in Canada, according to early reports, though the quake’s reach served a reminder that even in the geologically placid northeast, the Earth still packs the occasional wallop.
“It’s kind of a neat thing in some ways. It shows us how much energy there is in the planet,” said Mr. Pysklywec.
I do not think that this is “neat”, Mr. Whateverthehellyournameis. When did this start happening!? I cannot for the life of me remember feeling any effects of earthquakes prior to that incident in 2010. This stuff never happened when we were kids. I mean, yeah, we had all those ridiculous drills at school…hiding under desks and curling up in our little, fetal positions in the hallway and we always laughed because things like that NEVER happened on the East Coast! (see above cartoon).
Alright, well after further research, apparently there were a few. One about the same size came through in ’98, but I was 13 at the time. I was way too busy being obsessed with Trent Reznor. I didn’t have time to be thinking about earthquakes. Geez. Apparently there was another in 2006, and while I was old enough to remember that, surprisingly, I don’t. Anyone else remember this?
Well, perhaps we’re going to have to start remembering all those drills!
Thankfully, it doesn’t seem like there was any damage and no one got hurt, so at least we have that going for us. Still pretty creeped out, though! Mother Nature is one pissed off lady!
So, I really didn’t discover She Wants Revenge until they covered “Kidnap the Sandy Claws” on the Nightmare Revisited album, but promptly got their two, full-length albums, She Wants Revenge and This is Forever, afterwards.
Unfortunately, those two albums got lost in the mess of music on my computer and sort of fell to the wayside. Well, they’ve certainly returned in full force in conjunction with their first full length album in nearly five years, Valleyheart .
Apparently, there is some sort of argument as to what genre She Wants Revenge actually falls into, which is a good thing. Too often, bands lump themselves into an incredibly limiting “genre” and do little to expand their horizons. Well, not this Californian duo. “Darkwave”, “Goth Rock”, and “Synthpop” get tossed around a lot, but you’ve gotta add “Dance”, “New Wave”, “Post Punk”, and plain ol’ “Rock and Roll” to that listing.
This album seems to be the magnum opus, thus far. Sexy and dark, it’s really a mood album more than anything. Pulling inspiration from bands like Interpol, Joy Division, New Order, Depeche Mode, and even the Killers, they provide an eclectic yet cohesive sound across the board. Singer, Justin Warfield, describes their sounds as “dark dance“, which I can totally get behind.
This album has everything from sultry, goth tracks like the opener, “Take the World” to stadium rockers like “Up in Flames”. And while certainly clean and well-produced, there remains just the slightest splinter of raw, gritty edge to it. They’re taking a well traversed path and twisting it to get to their own destination, which is pretty cool considering how many cookie cutter artists are out there these days.
The only for-sure, skip-able, track on this album is “Must Be the One”, an almost sickeningly sweet, U2 inspired, flop. Other than that, in comparison, I think that this album is by far their most upbeat, their most electronic, and their best. Here’s to hoping that their next one’s even better! B
Have a good weekend everybody, and wish me luck, because it’s that time of year again!
“Take the World”
You know, it’s hard to blog about music when you’re constantly bombarded by mediocre crap. Seriously. I’ve gone so long without blogging because there simply hasn’t been anything good to blog about. Where’d all the good music go!?
Case in point: Albums like Owl City’s new catastrophe, All Things Bright and Beautiful. It’s a ninth-grade notebook full of terrible, emo, poems, autotuned and overproduced. This is the kind of stuff that emo kids get made fun of for. What’s more than that, is that it tries to sound like Adam Young’s previous efforts, but falls decidedly short. At least Ocean Eyes had “Hello Seattle” and “Fireflies” (…and “Umbrella Beach” and “Saltwater Room”. Half of that album actually wasn’t too terrible). There is no definitive “hit” on this album, and while that’s not necessarily always a bad thing, in this case, it just means that you get 13 sub-par songs that all sound exactly the same.
I hate to say it (okay, maybe that’s a lie), but I think I was right with that whole “15 minutes of fame” deal. While a generally uninspired album as a whole, the song “Honey and the Bee”, in particular, makes me want to stick pens through my ears and directly into my brain. Breanne Duren’s voice in combination with the copious amount of autotune seriously gave me an instant headache. I hate that song so much, it seriously makes me physically ill. It also doesn’t help that it’s followed by “Kamikaze”, a track that almost sounds like Young trying to remix The Offspring. Yeah, it’s totally as awkward as it sounds.
Between the nausea, the headache, and the brain cell loss, this is about where I gave up on the album. The end of the album may be good, I doubt it, but I will never know. This album gets a big, fat, F. I don’t even know how anyone let this go to production.
I’m gonna go put Fitz and the Tantrums back on, take some Ibuprofen, and try to forget that this album even exists.
Owl City – “Honey and the Bee”
Well, Mikey Shanley is back at it again! If you’re not familiar with Shanley, he’s the coast-to-coast Golden Child of house music. Seriously, from Key West to Toronto, Pittsburgh to Seattle, he’s rocked the entire damn continent. (For more info, just go check out his damn site already and get it over with. And while you’re there, you might as well check out his free, monthly podcasts as well.)
Make sure to check out his latest track, “Vampires Unite”. It’s available on iTunes, Amazon, as well as a few other vendors (ihearmusic, Spotify, and eMusic), but if you buy it before August 13, 2011 on Amazon, you’ll get six months of Rolling Stone for ONE DOLLAR. So seriously, you’re getting 6 months of a magazine and an MP3 for a grand, whopping total of $1.89. In times like these, what better way to get your music fix? Now, I did buy mine while I was logged into my Amazon account and got an email with the offer a few days later. It’s not an immediate thing, but you’ll get a code and a link in your email and you can take it from there.
As for the track itself, it’s certainly out of Shanley’s usual realm of bumpin’ house tracks and even the early days of hardcore. Delightfully creepy, it’s mere inches on the correct side of that fine line between industrial inspired, dark wave electronic and campy, Halloween music that you find on 99¢ CDs at the Halloween stores in the fall. We also get a little taste of Shanley himself on the vocals (oops! Am I supposed to tell you that!?) which brings me way back to the good ol’ days when he still fronted local bands and before the infatuation with electronic music even began.
It’s not just Halloween appropriate though… It’s ear candy to all deep and tech house aficionados and even trance fans alike. It’s got a hypnotic, down-tempo groove with a deep, dark side that lingers right there. Ready to jump out and get you at any given moment.
In the meantime, check this shit out from Ultraviolet in Pittsburgh back in June. If you ever doubt Shanley’s capabilities, keep in mind that it was about 110° in that tiny, tiny little club, and he still manages to rock the fuck out. (Sorry for the sound, guess you’re just gonna have to go download the track for better quality!)
Mikey Shanley @ Ultraviolet 6/18/11
Usually sometime around my birthday, PAPA comes to town. This ends up with me playing pinball and drinking margaritas. Two of my favorite things in life. Well, this year, my birthday comes a little early with Insert Coin to Play: Pinball Life at Wildcard in Pittsburgh. Starting this Friday, it’s a great way to kick off the summer pinball season here in the ‘Burgh. Check it out:
Announcing their presence with an explosion of sound, lights, and design, pinball machines are a unique part of pop culture that combine gaming, skill, and art into one colorful package. To celebrate the machine’s presence as both art and an inspiration to artists, Wildcard is proud to present Insert Coin to Play: Pinball Life from July 15 to August 21.
Pinball Life is timed to coincide with the Professional & Amateur Pinball Association (PAPA) World Championships (August 11-14), held each year in Scott Township. This group show includes original work from local and national artists and also features vintage backplates of old games (on loan from PAPA).
In addition to the vintage pinball machines at Wildcard and a third on loan, Pinball Life includes the debut of the new Lawrenceville-themed pinball machine, featuring art by local artist Andy Scott. In addition, Wildcard will be hosting its annual Wildcard Pinball Classic on Friday, July 22. The competition will feature four tournaments on four separate machines, as well as a playoff
for a grand prize. Free to enter. In addition, 50% of the proceeds from the show and tournament will go to local bicycle advocacy group Bike Pittsburgh (www.bike-pgh.org/).
A complete list of artists follows:
- Dan Burfield works with sculptural and metal elements (www.notionpotion.com)
- Andy Scott draws and paints on different mediums (www.aplace-forall.blogspot.com)
- Cryss Stephens photographs pinball machines in extreme close-ups
- Elizabeth Klevens creates pieces out of metal and glass (www.elizabethklevens.com)
- Doug Cooper uses charcoal and other paints to create murals and video pieces
- Brian Holderman is an illustrator/artist whose custom pinball machine appeared in the
Funland exhibit at the Warhol (www.bholderman.com)
- Rafael Colon uses sneakers and skateboards as his artistic medium (www.brolicdesigns.com)
- Mike Budai’s illustrations appeared on a custom pinball machine in the Funland exhibit at the
Insert Coin to Play: Pinball Life runs from Friday, July 15 through Sunday, August 21.
I know what Iiiiiiiiii’ll be doing Friday night! And for the next month! Hooray for pinball season!
Wow. When I first heard their new album, Speed of Darkness, I originally thought that the Celtic punk troupe, Flogging Molly, had found themselves a new singer for a few of the tracks. Apparently that really IS Dave King. I don’t know what to think about that, actually.
Let me start with a little background of Flogging Molly and I. We go way back. I first got into them with their debut album, Swagger, back in 2000. Once I heard that album, I was hooked. I’ve seen them somewhere around 30 times, now, and I’ve seen them at their best and at their worst. The particular show that comes to mind, the vast majority of the band had terrible food poisoning. George Schwindt straight up passed out and fell off of his drum set, Bridget Regan even had to take a break, but the plus side to all of this is Dave King coming out at the very end, sick as a dog himself, and doing “Grace of God Go I” a capella. Seriously, probably one of the best shows I’ve seen, considering the circumstances. At their shows, I’ve laughed, I’ve cried, I’ve been bitten, I’ve had Tony Duggins’ (The Tossers, and seriously, I’m going to go home and track down some of these pictures! Pics or it didn’t happen, right?) tongue in my ear, I’ve met (ex) boyfriends, and generally had a pretty awesome time all around. They hold a very special place in my heart…a place usually reserved for fist fights and whiskey, but I guess they kind of go hand in hand.
Speaking of Dave King and Bridget Regan (the fiddle player), I found out today that they got married in Tokyo while touring for Float. And now they live in Detroit. Pretty awesome, akshually.
As for the album, I think it’s mostly “Don’t Shut ‘Em Down”, a radio-friendly (in the most grievous usage of the word), punk-pop catastrophe that throws me all off-kilter. It sounds absolutely, positively, undeniably, NOTHING like Dave King. It’s actually a little frightening when you’re not expecting it. Coming in a close second for the worst song is “Heart of the Sea”, a weird, pseudo folk-inspired track with almost indescribably bad lyrics. Seriously, “don’t fornicate with the one you love to hate”? I’m disappointed in you Flogging Molly. For every listen of those songs, though, I also get a slew of good ones. Trading in their tales of being “seven (drunken) pirates, they’ve gone for a more mature and modern approach, giving us tracks like “Revolution”, their take on the economical issue, whose chorus is worthy of chanting fans worldwide and “The Power’s Out”, in a similar vein as “Revolution” on subject matter, but a little more home-grown with King singing about Detroit and the fat-cat CEOs with their bottomless greed. It’s got a lo-fi, blues aspect to it and this is one of the very few times where you will see me refer to something as “lo-fi” and not following it up with “pretentious”. Perhaps it’s was the move from sunny LA to, well, Detroit. What can you really praise in Detroit besides (and, god, I hate to say it) hockey?
The shining example of classic Flogging Molly is nestled right in the middle of all this mayhem. “So Sail On”, with its harmonized chorus, classic fiddle, and feeling of traditional Ireland, this is what I think of when I think of Flogging Molly. Despite all of those heavy, punky, hard tracks, this is what the band does best. Another delightful unexpected track on the album is “A Prayer for Me In Silence” with a rare Bridget Reagan lead. Well, I suppose it’s a duet, but she really takes the cake for this one.
The album does have a balanced mix of the usual traditional Irish-inspired songs, slow tracks, and upbeat, punky numbers, the latter of which is the only vein in which they fall flat. Perhaps it’s my love for the band speaking, but it’s a pretty good album when all is said and done. I was more disappointed in my first listening, but upon repeated listenings, it’s beginning to sound more and more like the Flogging Molly I’ve come to know and love. It gets a B.
“Speed of Darkness”
“A Prayer For Me In Silence”